To start the year off right, a special treat: a guest
market report from my friend D-Rock, a man of no fixed abode who currently
stakes his tent in Tel Aviv. Without further ado (and with hope for more from
the Rock in the future), we bring you the lowdown on Carmel Market, Tel Aviv.
Greetings from the Middle East, where the terror
threat level is ever ascendant but the spices and
produce competitively so. As a frequent reader of and one-time
allusion (yep, the Cheesehead)
in the Grind Bros. "flog" (ed. note: so called because he admires
our workmanlike ethic when it comes to indulgence, perhaps?), I've loved
the Market Report.
Here in Israel (the pics are the Carmel Market,
Tel Aviv), I like to talk about two things: food and where to get it. The
simple answer to the latter is your local shuk; as for the former, well, that's
more complicated. Here are a few tips for a tasty lunch should you find
yourself in the land of milk and honey. Get yourself some hummus
and tahini. Not the crumby Athenos stuff. We're talking the real deal. Look for
Arabs if you want the highest quality at the lowest price. (ed. note: That's
what I like about D-Rock -- bringing you the tip even when it means risking an
international incident. Right on, brother -- the readers need to know.)
Then some pita, or better yet, laffa bread. Get it warm, and
preferably from a dusty old lady. They know their stuff. Blow the dust off, if
you like. Move on to find the produce, but keep it simple. Tomatoes, cukes,
onions, garlic (but stay away from the Chinese stuff). Then a
couple spices. Dill for the tomatoes/cukes combo, and some chili pepper if you
like it hot.
Lastly, find yourself a falafel vendor
and buy some balls. Chances are, you've got 10 within a 9 iron. I like the
dirty ones most; it's all flavor to a High Life Man. O.K., plop
down in a park, pile it all in that pita or laffa, and dig in. You won't be
alone.
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